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The art of leaving a chick's face completely covered in jizz. So much so that she can hardly breathe.
Oh man, that girl was so hot I totally K-Faced!

She could barely breathe, he K-Faced her so bad!
K-Face by Walman January 7, 2011
Words you can keep
The face a pitcher, in baseball, has right before he strikes out a batter. This is comparable to a dunk face in basketball.
Did you see Hudson's K Face when he struck out Ryan Howard last night? Sent him straight to the dugout and made him cry.
K Face by Just4sportsnation April 28, 2011
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Kernel K-Face 

A veteran of ketamine.

A person who rivals a dyson when hoovering up powder.

Someone who is similar to an elephant with respect to the kill dose of tranquillisers.
1. "Mother of god... Kernel K-Face is still conscious, that boy is a trooper."

2. "Today... Kernel K-Face was awarded the medal of honour for his bravery in the field of killing brain cells."

Facebook A K

To post multiple comments on someone's wall like a machine gun.
I just Facebook A K ed that dumb monkey Jim.
Facebook A K by mnkey kilr June 13, 2010

F**kface 

When you try to do something nice, productive, or useful, and it ends up fucking you back in a terrible way.
“I tried to be nice and buy my sister some roller blades, but she didn’t want them and the return process F**kfaced me”
F**kface by SexPatrol July 12, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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