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Jurzie is a beautiful talented girl. She’s smart, driven, strong, and a perfectionist.
She’s a hard worker and very dedicated to her craft. Jurzie is kind, cool,
creative and fun. She’s amazing
She was talented like Jurzie
Jurzie by Blugirljersey November 23, 2021
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when you are relying on someone to do something for you and they act like they have no idea what you are talking about and give a dumb answer. Particular used when dealing with people who fix things, IT car repairers etc.
1. Q: "hey mate, my latptop isn't working can you tell me whats wrong?" A: "dude, seriously? your guess is as good as mine."

2. Guy#1 "so i rang the mechanic to see how the service on my car was going, he asked me if I had dropped it in and where is my car!"
Guy#2 " dude you have just been juzzied!"
juzzied by juzzified August 5, 2012
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A very sweet girl that at times can be stubborn. She likes getting her way and will try anything to get that. She is a great and a reliable friend that you love to be around. She is probably more than you think and DONT under estimate her. She may look shy and friendly at first but once you get to know her she will light a fire under your ass. And she can light up your day
I love people that act like jerzie.
jerzie by humanthatiscrazy52 November 29, 2016
Jerzie's can be very sweet. They tend to good bodys and have extremely big bootys. They have beautiful eyes and you always just want to stare at them. If you meet one never let her go. She will forever be there for you and is a reliable friend
I wish I had more friends like jerzie
Jerzie by Truthaleaker07 June 16, 2018
How people from New Jersey pronounce Jersey. It is not Joisy. I don't think New Yorkers pronounce it that way either. Everyone says jurzee so stop the Josiey bullshit cause you obviously never heard someone from Jersey talk.
Yo let's go down the Jurzee shore
jurzee by Jersey Kid November 22, 2007
Tall, sexy, rock god. Owns 10 different guitars and has all the ladies fightin over his sack at every show.
Who the hell is that hot guitarist in the band? Oh, that's Jurrien.
Jurrien by Raver555 November 16, 2018
A great loving and caring young man. If you ever get to be lucky to come across a guy named Jurrien, dont hesitate to make him yours.
Wow, that guy is such a Jurrien
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