Jurpin

Jurpin is the act of stabbing somebody with a knife handle. Usually it has to be lethal to count as Jurpin. If its not a lethal stab then you aren't Jurpin... Your just a dumbass.

stabber: hey im gonna jurp you!
guy thats getting jurped: uh your holding the knife the wrong way around.
stabber: oh thanks i almost stabbed you with the blade.
guy thats getting jurped: ok you can proceed with your jurpin!
stabber: thanks.

by CherrySodaChild January 12, 2021

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canadian jumpingjacks

The sexual act of performing jumping jacks naked while your partner gives you head. And if you want to really get into it you can add some maple syrup and the 1998 Denver broncos!

Man last night was awesome me and my girl were doing some canadian jumpingjacks with the 1998 Denver broncos and maple syrup it was fantastic.

by the side effect January 9, 2010

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Jurpin • Jurping • jumpin • jumping the shark • Jumping the Couch • jumping • jumping jacks • JERPIN • jumping jesus on a pogo stick • Jumping the Fence

jumping ships

when someone decides to switch sides just because the side they were originally on was losing.

That douche was jumping ships just because they suck

by Fogol December 27, 2009

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Jumping jackass

This is someone who is aggressively, obnoxious and loudly idiotic.

Geraldo is a real jumping jackass!

by I, Wreckerrr April 16, 2021

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pool jumping

The act of going into other peoples yard/property to go jump into their pool without their permission or them knowing to just swim or get wet on a really hot day.

David: Hey lets go pool jumping.
Pedro: Ight I'm down, but we gotta go pick up Jose cuz he knows where all the best pools are at.

by pOOljUmpErz June 19, 2011

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