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Junkatarian 

A person who does not eat anything healthy for them, they just eat a lot of junk food! They rarely eat any meat products, and not enough fruit or vegetables to be any where near having a healthy diet!
Jake: I don't like any of that stuff, especially the meat that's on there!!!
Chris: Jake I swear you are a wanna be vegetarian!!!

Jake: No I'm not, I'm not that close to a vegetarian!!!

Chris: Yeah you are!!!

Jake: Nope, I'm a Junkatarian!!!
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junkatarian 

A person who only eats junk food.
Person A: "I just became a vegetarian. So I can't eat meat."
Person B: "Fuck that. I'm a junkatarian."
Person A: "What is that?"
Person B: It means I eat cheese doodles and chocolate chip cookies for breakfast, lunch and dinner."
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junketarian 

Someone who says they're a vegetarian, but they mostly just eat junk food, with the only vegetables being some form of deep-fried potatoes. SEE ALSO: Junkivore (someone who still eats meat, but only if it comes out of a fast-food window.)
Martin's a junketarian -- he might not eat meat, but he also hasn't had a salad in 5 years.
junketarian by LanguageLover December 17, 2009

junkitarian 

junkitarians live on a diet of everything unhealthy. usually thier meals are loaded with sugars, fats, and other unnutritonal things.
A junkitarian had a breakfast of donuts, a lunch of twinkies, and a dinner of extra-cheesy pizza.
junkitarian by frizzyzizzy November 5, 2009

junkitarian 

Someone who is technically a vegetarian in that they abstain from meat, but who negates all the potential health benefits by eating mostly junk food. Many teenagers fall into this category. It makes being a "vegetarian" really easy, since you still get to eat crap all the time, and still get the cool hippie status that comes with vegetarianism.
"Hey, I've become a vegetarian, and I LOVE IT! I never thought it would be so easy!"

"Wow, I could never live on whole wheat bread, cabbage soup and beans."

"No, it's easy-potato chips and twinkies have no meat in them!"

"Dude, you're just another junkitarian."
junkitarian by spinningtabletop January 30, 2009

hunkatarian 

Matilda: what’s your sexuality

Dave: Hunkatarian
hunkatarian by fireman jim June 5, 2023

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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