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junk drawer 

A drawer full of almost every possible thing you can imagine, although none of what is in the drawer is what you are looking for. I'm talking stuff like adapter plugs from the 90's, crumpled up papers you wrote back in high school, a fork that mysteriously appeared...All kinds of stuff
Don't look in the junk drawer. Chances are, you're not gonna find what you need. At all.
junk drawer by SystemShutDown March 10, 2019
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Junk drawer 

A draw full of miscellaneous items common in the Midwest.
“Where are the *insert random object name*?”
“Look in the junk drawer!”
Junk drawer by Kelseyhaha October 16, 2018

Junk Drawer 

A woman's vagina, where a man puts his junk.
"I put my junk in her junk drawer!"
Junk Drawer by skold September 16, 2008

Junk Drawer 

A larger than average posterior.
Look at the junk drawer on that mf’ing Christmas elf!
Junk Drawer by Neckbone McGee December 3, 2020

Junk drawer Jackie

Everybodys been through it; nobody wants to claim it.
He cheated with Junk drawer Jackie

junk drawers 

Slang used to describe when you can see all of a guy’s junk just flopping around in his pants, usually when going commando.
Look at that wildman running around like an animal in his junk drawers!
junk drawers by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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