One who is a jingle nuts is a person that does something so stupid and asinine that you have no better word to call them. Pretty much synonymous with calling someone a clown. They have no idea whats going on and are the same sort of person that walks around with shitty toilet paper stuck to their shoe.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).