Jungle Dick Rot

A form of disease common in the jungle which will cause horrifically painful lesions upon one's genitals if contracted. This will eventually result in necrosis of the nether regions.

"Hey, are you good? You look like something's hurting you."
"Oh, I've just been sick all day."
"Is it Jungle Dick Rot?"
"What the fu-"

Jungle Dick Rot by Silly Little Guy April 24, 2026

Rotten Dick Jungle

An disease in which your pubes grow so damn thick that it's like a jungle - it starts to wrap around your cock like a bushy wall, even Trump doesn't wanna get in on that shit. And then it rots. Pretty self explanatory. It's gonna be lions and tigers and bears and shit in there too, probably Ebola, a barrel of fuckin monkeys, the whole goddamn shebang. TL;DR shave it to save it from rotten dick jungles.

Skye-"hey man, how've you been holding up lately?"
Riley-"not good man. My cock fell off from a bad case of rotten dick jungle."
Skye- "lol rip"

Rotten Dick Jungle by Cloudyskye69 March 1, 2019