Juke Master
That one dude amongst a group of friends/coworkers that is always getting into some type of shady shit.
Juke Master by mister delicious June 14, 2007
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the juke master classic
a move pulled under circumstances where one is faced with a drunk acquaintance that you would never think about hooking up with that comes onto you and you simply dodge their attempt to get with you because they are too drunk, ugly, or smelly for your likings
Guy1: where have you been man?
Guy 2(breathing heavily): I was downstairs getting a beer out of the fridge and the next thing I know Danielle pushes me up against the fridge and goes in for the kiss.
Guy 1: oh shit, what did you do?
Guy 2: I pulled the juke master classic on that bitch; turned my head quickly to the right... karate chopped her arm off the fridge and ran up here quickly
Guy 1: the juke master classic at its best my friend...
Guy 2(breathing heavily): I was downstairs getting a beer out of the fridge and the next thing I know Danielle pushes me up against the fridge and goes in for the kiss.
Guy 1: oh shit, what did you do?
Guy 2: I pulled the juke master classic on that bitch; turned my head quickly to the right... karate chopped her arm off the fridge and ran up here quickly
Guy 1: the juke master classic at its best my friend...
the juke master classic by 7th flo crew December 13, 2009
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