Juicee saleef 

The juicy boy(d)

Doesn’t function well as a juicer because he causes lots of spillage

Thin legs affect his stability - you have to hold him when juicing which would make your hands sticky

He looks as though he’s been made from two separate parts which in the long run could cause him to break from frequent use and abuse

Small plastic feet have been added to the bottom to prevent him from slipping about

“Look at my new wedding present, I’m taking this juicee saleef to show and tell”

“People buy juicee saleefs just to show off their money”

“All I want for Christmas is a juicee saleef”

Police reports say he died doing what he loved best... juicing a melon with his juicy juicee saleef

Juicee saleef by Mr moal April 23, 2019