Juice beard

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The result of a man orally pleasuring a woman. The man ends up with a light film of juice on his face resembling a beard. This beard is usually removable with the swift stroke of the forearm across the face and lips, removing the odorous moisture.

Dude, you and that girl were really going at it last night...Did you hose down your juice beard?

Juice beard by Elwood1291 November 24, 2010

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Beard Juice

When a liquid get stuck in your beard and is totally gross. Usually occurs after having a sip of a delicious beverage.

Me: I am so sexy please give me a kiss!
Girlfriend: No! You just drank a bunch of Mountain Dew and your Beard Juice is disgusting! Please use a napkin.

Beard Juice by Senor Dank Nugs March 31, 2021

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Beard Juice

The ice water that drips off a man's beard while it's thawing out after freezing outside.

Bro, would ya get a towel? Your beard juice dripping on the table's pretty disgusting!

Damn, there's nothing colder than dripping beard juice on yer dick while taking a piss after shredding the mountain all morning.

Beard Juice by Ullrwolf December 20, 2012

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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