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Juggulage 

1. When a woman's menstrual discharge is forced to excrete out of nips/tit-tays.

2. Excess boobulage (see boobulage).

3. A side effect of a botched tit job or taking herbal enhancements for the bosom.

4. A term to describe George Bush's armpit hair.

5. A term to describe Fidel Castro's pubic region.

6. The phenomenon when a man and woman are copulating and suddenly start reciting lines of Harry Potter to the beat of Barbara Streisand's greatest hits while fantasizing about Elvis Presley living.
Ross: Sara what is that shit coming out of your breastular region of your bosom?

Sara: That is my juggular discharge or juggulage. This is occurring because I have recently copulated with Fidel Castro's armpit hair while singing lines from Funny Girl.

Ross: That is fantastic Sara. Now I have someone to engage in fellacio.
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juggulars 

Look at the juggulars on that bitch!

Jigglage 

A measurement of how perky or stiff a womans breasts are.
Damn that woman has got some jigglage

That old lady lost her jigglage a while back.
Jigglage by Colonel Chow July 3, 2003
A woman whose breasts are as large as luggage.
I was standing in line at airport check-in counter and saw a woman with such large tits that I was surprised she was allowed to board the plane with them instead of having to check them in as luggage bags, alternately referred to as juggage.
Juggage by Nickel Man December 27, 2009

juggulant 

Adj: a woman's breast being very large and succulant
Man, Stacy just let me feel on her breast. They are very juggulant
juggulant by tmac2372 October 16, 2008

jugulate 

i'ma jugulate you, you trick-ass motherfucka
jugulate by Tim April 7, 2004
Having, or pertaining to, particlarly large breasts.
"Man, she is REALLY juggular!!!"
juggular by Ontir August 8, 2006