another word for a truly down ass juggalo. Coined when the words "Juggalo" and "Dark Lotus" are mixed. a juggalotus is down fo life and holds the hatchet high.
A "Juggalotus" is a juggalo (see definition of juggalo) who likes and listens to the music of the Psychopathic records super-group Dark Lotus. This is a combination of ICP, Twiztid, Blaze ya dead Homie, and Anybody Killa. Anybody Killa took the last slot from the artist Mizery, because he turned into a bitch :D.
"What are we listenin' to?"
"Dark Lotus fool!"
"I thought you said you were a juggalo?"
"I am dumbass, I'm a JUGGALOTUS!"
The name of the group started by an old juggalo from like 1994. He disagrees with everything juggalos today say, do or believe in, and even disagrees with the directions ICP has been taking for ten years. Despite that, he does try his best to help the fam by giving them the 411 about shit thats been long forgotten by them and constantly reminding all juggalos that ignorance of the outside world ain't bliss.
He might sound bitter as fuck, but dude has love regardless.
Guy 1: Yo, you hear of ICP Fans Against Juggalos?
Guy 2: You mean that angry ass poser that say he's a juggalo just to diss us?
Guy1: Damn, your a dumbass. Why do I still hang out with you?
a juggalo is a follower of Insane Clown Posse. they tend to be radically devoted to said band. from what i hear, they are NOT ALL psycho, white trash, pot-head, ignorant, ill informed bigots. but the many that i have had the pleasure to meet ARE.
me: i dont like ICP.
juggalo: see, why yo gotta be hatin on da juggalos like dat?
me: i dont hate you, i just dont care for your music.
juggalo: dont make me kill you wit my hatchet, son!
me:...what?