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Juanlotes 

Juanlotes definition: the Guatemalan goddess.. whos power was picking up chickie babes in 3’s. Hes also known as three-in-one (3 persons in one ). The ladies wanted him, the men envied him. His favourite meal included juevos rancheros con frijoles with a lil curry on top.
"its juanlotes pendejo"
"wheres my curry, its juanlotes u talkin to"
"meng i need a boyfriend, juanlotes"
Juanlotes by Carlotes October 29, 2007
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A group of dank memers who reigned the halls of Battle Field back from 2014-2018. All rumored to be gay, especially that one brown couple that owns a parrot. Also consists of the vegan, the half white half Mexican chick who skates in California, the white fever asian who's at fall risk, the sax player, and the super gay one that has a huge clown kink.
Mark: Did you hear of Juantes?
Jana: Yeah they're gay
Juantes by ipxclub October 17, 2018
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JuanJonesDaTherd 

Boy you acting like JuanJonesDaTherd

JuanDoesStuff 

A charismatic and engaging Twitch streamer known for his diverse content and vibrant personality. With a welcoming community and a knack for creating entertaining streams, Juan captivates his audience with a mix of gaming, chatting, and creative activities.
Can't wait to see the next JuanDoesStuff stream so we can bully- I mean support him with kind words of encouragement!
JuanDoesStuff by EdEddnEdgyy July 5, 2024
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026