Juan Miguel is an amazing person, he does everything great. He is a unique person that everyone wants to meet and follow. He is nice, funny, attentive and we could consider him almost a God. You can trust him with anything as he will solve all your problems without blinking. He may be the most perfect person there is and everyone knows it. Sometimes he is a bit cocky.

Girl A: OMG who is that guy, it's perfect!
Girl B: He is the most incredible person i've ever seen.
Boy A: For sure he is a Juan Miguel, he is a God.

Juan Miguel by Not_a_Juan_Miguel_( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) November 22, 2021

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The Mighty Juan

While the female is giving the male a blowjob, just as he is starting to cum she reaches up and pulls the hair on his butthole.

Hey babe, can I give you a blowjob? I wanna see if you're The Mighty Juan.

The Mighty Juan by revengeiskey January 19, 2016

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Miguel Juan

How Hispanics call Mike Jones.

Hey have you heard about Miguel Juan's new song?
Tu que sabes de cambiar carriles...
Wha'cha know 'bout switching lanes....

Miguel Juan by Javy Casanova July 29, 2008

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

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