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juan miguil
He is ugly and sad. He is also lonely but everyone is always around him. His name is Texas chilly bowl
juan miguil by Texaschillybowl August 10, 2017
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juan miguel
very smart and a Mexican that is a beaner that is kinda childish.
Juan Miguel is a very common name for mexicans.
Juan Miguel is a very common name for mexicans.
juan miguel by Juan Miguel Rodriguez II February 6, 2018
Juan Miguel
Juan Miguel is an amazing person, he does everything great. He is a unique person that everyone wants to meet and follow. He is nice, funny, attentive and we could consider him almost a God. You can trust him with anything as he will solve all your problems without blinking. He may be the most perfect person there is and everyone knows it. Sometimes he is a bit cocky.
Girl A: OMG who is that guy, it's perfect!
Girl B: He is the most incredible person i've ever seen.
Boy A: For sure he is a Juan Miguel, he is a God.
Girl B: He is the most incredible person i've ever seen.
Boy A: For sure he is a Juan Miguel, he is a God.
Juan Miguel by Not_a_Juan_Miguel_( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) November 22, 2021
The Mighty Juan
While the female is giving the male a blowjob, just as he is starting to cum she reaches up and pulls the hair on his butthole.
The Mighty Juan by revengeiskey January 19, 2016
Miguel Juan
Hey have you heard about Miguel Juan's new song?
Tu que sabes de cambiar carriles...
Wha'cha know 'bout switching lanes....
Tu que sabes de cambiar carriles...
Wha'cha know 'bout switching lanes....
Miguel Juan by Javy Casanova July 29, 2008
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