Juan Mig

It is said that if you are named Juan Mig/Juan Miguel your parents are expecting you to have a large dick.

Ex. Oh he's name is Juan Mig you say? He's a big right? Haha!

by Juan Mig October 19, 2021

juan miguil

He is ugly and sad. He is also lonely but everyone is always around him. His name is Texas chilly bowl

Friend: hey look at that guy. He's so Juan miguil
Friend 2: I know right

by Texaschillybowl August 10, 2017

juan miguel

beaner because of who he is and where he comes from that means he is a Mexican.

very smart and a Mexican that is a beaner that is kinda childish.
Juan Miguel is a very common name for mexicans.

by Juan Miguel Rodriguez II February 6, 2018

Juan Miguel

Juan Miguel is an amazing person, he does everything great. He is a unique person that everyone wants to meet and follow. He is nice, funny, attentive and we could consider him almost a God. You can trust him with anything as he will solve all your problems without blinking. He may be the most perfect person there is and everyone knows it. Sometimes he is a bit cocky.

Girl A: OMG who is that guy, it's perfect!
Girl B: He is the most incredible person i've ever seen.
Boy A: For sure he is a Juan Miguel, he is a God.

by Not_a_Juan_Miguel_( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) November 22, 2021

The Mighty Juan

While the female is giving the male a blowjob, just as he is starting to cum she reaches up and pulls the hair on his butthole.

Hey babe, can I give you a blowjob? I wanna see if you're The Mighty Juan.

by revengeiskey January 19, 2016

Miguel Juan

How Hispanics call Mike Jones.

Hey have you heard about Miguel Juan's new song?
Tu que sabes de cambiar carriles...
Wha'cha know 'bout switching lanes....

by Javy Casanova July 29, 2008