Short for Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. Best comic EVER. Created by Jhonen Vasquez. Johnny, Nny for short (pronounced "knee") is an insane, self-loathing serial killer who paints his victims blood on his basement wall so the monster on the other side can't escape. He has questioned his sanity many times. He also has a very strange hairstyle; most of it was burned off in Hell so it looks like two antenna. Never tick him off. Like I said he is insane. The slightest annoyance will drive him to murder you. But he is also very funny, like is
Die-ary entires. He hates the word "wacky". He killed someone with a
spork for calling him that. Now, you might think he just kills random
people for the hell of it. He doesn't, mostly just douche bags.
As I mentioned, the creator is Jhonen Vasquez, also the creator of the
Nickelodeon T.V. show Invader Zim. Another reason why
parents didn't like the show was because they were aware of Jhonen's previous
work (JtHM) and all its cursing and gore.
Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death.
Wacky!? What the hell kind of word is that? WACKY!? I HATE that word!! Fewer words are as excruciatingly stupid!!! And used in description of me!! FOOK!
Dear
Die-
ary, today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if,
maybe, there really is something wrong with me.
Yes, yes, yes. I'm the one that's been killing all those
people. But I'm also the creative force behind Happy Noodle Boy, so forgive me and
shut up.
Killing someone who's bleeding to death. Fff...fuck, you
people...you...how stupid you are. Resorting to the same old, monkey brutality, afraid to look up from your bloody dicks. Afraid of transcendence. Hey...your head looks like a potato. And how stupid was I? I, actually paid attention to you! Devoted precious thought to it. God...I used to love the noises I heard in my head. Hhh...I never should've left my room...my room, out there, I almost remember it. It's
gone now...along with everything else...vanishing. Heh...potato.
No more stars... no... clouds... nothing... hsssss... It's such an easy thing to say you hate something... so easy to hate... what a
piece of shit I am... I ca...can't believe I went the easy way... I thought I knew... I wish I knew something... anything. Ehhh... Actually... your head looks more like a reject jellybean
Dear
Die-
ary, today I found out on the inside... I'm pretty fuckin' ugly.
-JtHM