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A scenario where a jew is setting up shop.
I can't believe Mike let that asshole in here. Now we have a jssue on our hands.
Jssue by ColdMonkeyaKilla June 22, 2023
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Josue is a guy who will turn out to be one of your best friends. He may be shy at first, but once you get him to talk he won't shut up. He's really funny and when you're around him you can't stop smiling. He'll be there for you no matter what and will probably be the person you trust the most.
Wow, he's really funny! He must be a josue
Josue by Anonymous133587974$76_ November 21, 2021
Related Words
Jssue • Josue • Josué Fernando • josuel • jossue • Jasue • Jesuelle • Jissue • Jisue • Josue a
Proof that perfection DOES exist¡
When YOU meet Josue a , thank the universo, because YOU ARE blessed ¡
A nigga with a cinnamon roll
This nigga Josue got a cinnamon roll.
Josue by JFKxperience63 January 7, 2022
an awesome amazing guy who will care and appreciate you till the day you die. he will always compliment you but gets very nervous when it comes to talk to you constantly check up on him <3
josue is the nicest person ever
josue by fax here hun December 12, 2021
Josue, A nice name out of the bible. They are usually nice and caring but will change their moods when the wrong person comes around them. They are usually unbothered and will focus more on getting money than drama. They are really attractive and fun to date but you can’t forget that this is a name for someone that is truly freaky in the bed. They will give you the world and much more.
Josue is so attractive and rich how?
Josue by SuvyyyyyY November 23, 2021
He's a bowling ball and he created the grand canyon
Hey has anyone ever been to Josue's house?
Na I'm pretty sure he's bigger than this whole entire earth...
josue by Joshua420weedmaster January 16, 2022
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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