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Jpenis is a god sent by the send gods. He is the life that keep on sending. Make sure to be prepared to send it with him at all times. Molly, coke, E, wine, rum, beer, you name it he will do it. no weed tho unless he's obliterated.
I hope Jpenis is with me in todays send, amen!
Jpenis by Jpwillsendit April 15, 2020
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Something to call someone whose name is J.P.
Oh hey, JPenis! Long time no see!
JPenis by Koolinitials123 October 8, 2021

Jenison Junior High school 

A school in the little town of spoiled White Christians ran by a principle that is super fun until you say something mildly incorrect then he turns into the spawn of Satan. But, not every thing is bad about this school you can pretty much get weed or alcohol from any of the sevies who have less than point five brain cells. I mean they are running the school like they own the place by blasting music with out the care in the world or just bringing fucking megaphones to school just to say the N-word into because they felt like it. But, once they get told to shut the fuck up by the eighth graders they do even dumber shit like yell coochie as they slam into a fucking locker. But, Mr.Cat-Dildo does jackshit about it until an eighth grader does it then it becomes the law of the land and you get in-house suspension for like month. Either or this god forsaken school cares about it's academics so much that even if the student cries himself/herself to sleep at their computer while doing three hours of homework that was just for one class nothing will be down about it and if your grades go under a C then you will be lucky if you don't get fucking bombarded by the slightly smart sevies taking one eighth grade class. So If you plan to go here, DON'T, RUN, HIDE! Get away as fast as possible unless you want drugs from the sevies or if you want to be in marching band, we have an good one of those.
Mom: I am so excited you are going to the Jenison Junior High School
student: Fuck!
Mom: Hey! we don't say that in my Christian household!
Jenissas are hot, classy as hell and terrifying. Spirit of a pittbull. If a Jenissa catches you talking shit prepare yourself for tears. She is a confrontational fighter who will protect anything and anybody that she believes in. Especially animals, a Jenissa has never met an animal that she doesn't like. And although she may act tough, she has a huge heart for those that she loves.
Oh fuck dude, there's Jenissa, she is dressed like a model but still looks like she might fight me.
jenissa by FerdinandMcguire December 6, 2016
(ja-nees) a human female posessing the following qualities: Beauty, humor, intelligence, charity, wit, sense of responsiblity, high moral values, love of family; often interested in creative and musical outlets; also known to laugh at herself and not take life too seriously. It's not just a word but an attitude.
My daughter Jenise hates when people think ill of her.
Jenise by Jenises mom February 18, 2010
He is cool, walks away from line. Honest at heart, stands with you in all your dawn and success. Every girl has a crush on him, but he don't give them a wave, cause he loves someone else. He's smart and intelligent and know every secret, but he's able to keep it in his mind. He's courageous and brave and sweet to everyone and he's made to things extraordinarily. He's booty in his behaviour.
Jenish you're the best, daddy.
Jenish by Daddy of names November 23, 2021
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