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Personal Vibrator released by Nintendo
I got my new Joycon in the mail today! Its vibrations feel so good!
Joycon by jfields99 March 4, 2017
Words you can keep
A form of aids.
STEVE FROM MINECRAFT: "I just got a Nintendo Joycon".
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG: "Im a docter can i help"?
BOSS BABY: " No i am, hes an imposter"!
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG: " dont listen to him "!
STEVE FROM MINECRAFT: *dies because of aids caused by joycon*
Joycon by Regunull August 6, 2021
Related Words

joycon boyz 

the name of team of nintendo fans made by a guy with a flat top
Can we get a Joycon Boyz!?
JOYCON BOYZ!
joycon boyz by TheCosmicGuy March 30, 2017

JOYCON BOYZ 

The group you're part of if you're in America and stayed up hella late to watch the 2017 Nintendo Switch Presentation.
EtikaWorldNetwork: Can we get a JOYCON BOYZ in the chat, please?
JOYCON BOYZ by spedometer14 December 10, 2017

Joycon drift 

When the control sticks on joycon controllers mess up and move by themselves, which will ruin the switch lite :(
Guy1: ahhh my joycon drift is so bad!
Nintendo: we don’t care really.
Joycon drift by LiteHackYT September 29, 2019

Joycon drift 

The state of one or both of the Nintendo Switch controllers (Joycons*) having their thumbstick (sometimes, or always) stuck going in a certain direction — especially in the direction that may be considered "down" for the controller in its vertical configuration.
"I can't use my Switch now; I got Joycon drift."
"Nintendo needs to fix Joycon drift."
Joycon drift by KattyTheEnby September 5, 2023

joyconboyz 

The fanbase of my nigga Etika.
"The JOYCONBOYZ have been here..."
joyconboyz by BoomerL May 18, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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