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A complete dumbass, rare breed of idiots. A whore and personal prostitute for jocks. A blonde gay with both a vagina and tiny cock. Josh would loose every fight but still has the greatest comeback with his phrase (the only thing he ever says) “I’ll beat your ass.” Josh is very creepy, and masturbates to teen girls snap stories and beavers. He also collects teen girls underwear to frame.
Anyone: your gay
Josh V: shut up, I’ll beat your ass
Josh V by godfather42 December 11, 2019

josh veach 

The most respectful guy you will ever met. He has the most amazing eyes, that when you look into them you just forget everything else and get lost in them. He knows how to make his girlfriend happier than anything in the world. He has the biggest heart ever. And don't get me started on his looks. He's the most handsome guy I've ever seen in my life.
That girl is so lucky to have him. I wish I could have a Josh Veach!

Josh Vance 

A musical artist famous for his EP Me and My Money Got Wasted At The Cinema. Despite his height, he has the second biggest dick in the world.

He is also a professional NFT screenshotter and he also tends to jump in the snow when being chased by NFT makers.
Girl 1: Hey have you heard Josh Vance’s new song?

Girl 2: Hell yeah that shit was fire
Josh Vance by sundialfty February 3, 2022

To Josh (verb) 

1. To speak with excessive pride
2. To deny the fact you have weaknesses

However, used in a sentence such as

'Just Joshing with you'

It can mean to be delibrately fooling someone into believing that you actually think that you are better than them.

In a case used about the 'Josh' it is a comment on the size of ones ego
To Josh (verb)

I Josh
You Josh
He/She/One Joshes
We Josh
They Josh

josh villiasis 

That guy sitting next to me is such a josh villiasis!
josh villiasis by Villiasis January 24, 2018

Josh Vasko 

Twig armed person that is a cucumber salad with ranch and croutons. ⚠️Prone to getting hit⚠️
You are a lot like Josh Vasko.

Josh Vella 

The most gorgeous man on the face of the earth.

fake perm tho.
"Wow, that guy is so cute! He is such a Josh Vella!"
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