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Jose Miguel 

When a person that should be competent in their field reassures you about something that eventually turns out to be the complete opposite.
A: "You know, I had inserted a gift code, and the Customer Service guy told me that those 8$ Netflix tried to get from my card were just a test to see if my card was available and that the money would be given back to me immediately after finishing registration. At the end, I never saw those 8$ again."
B: "Oh god, he pulled a Jose Miguel on you!"
Jose Miguel by lowlowcancel December 18, 2019
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José Miguel Gomes Borges 

He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho
Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta

José Miguel argueta Rodriguez 

Big tall ass nigga that will beat yo ass In 1 flick,trust me I know that my boy dude brother man
Darien:Ayo you heard José Miguel argueta Rodriguez that kids ass
Hermes:nah I haven’t heard of that

Divine:did you record it

miguel jose noboa hurtado 

Someone that says random hings as he eats his sandwich (without kétchup). He also is known for playing DOTA 2 all day long while he este a bag of cheetos and pepsi (because he doesnt like coca cola)
miguel jose noboa hurtado! Clean tour face

Josemiguel 

The most sexy guy in anyplace. The guy that every girl wants and the guy every guy wants to be. He is the biggest blessing in the room. Just a real silly goose.
Did you guys see Josemiguel? He’s so hot!
Josemiguel by Jj Espinoza February 15, 2018

Josemiguel morales 

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