joroach 

Joroach is another name for stupid Jonas Brothers-fans who can't shut up for one second while they're screaming "OMG NICK JONAS I LYK LUUUURVE U!!!!111eleven" and don't seem to realize that JB are just failing to copy Panic At The Disco, and trying to be a rock band when they're just a pre-produced Disney pop-band.

PATDonline forum-girl 1: OMJ now Joe Jonas is performing in a top-hat, guyliner and skinny jeans just like Brendon Urie!!
PATDonline forum-girl 2: Gah, I hate Jonas Brothers and I bet all the joroaches love that he's a Brendon wannabe.

joroach by PORNOMiME September 29, 2008

jordach 

Adjective- almost the same as chav only more so.

Describes the sort of person that one sees in hanging around the job centre/social security office usually identified by gold rings, sportswear, baseball caps, a below average IQ, related parents and children with "exotic" names eg. Chantelle, Rochella or Daralyn

I hate going to the job centre it's always full of Jordachs.

I can't believe that jordach called her kid cacherelle

jordach by gordie303 December 10, 2005

Jordache 

80's jeans I never want to see any of you wearing on purpose.

*See: whitetrash women's clothing accessories for one-hundred, bob

Jordache by jilladelphia* January 18, 2004

joroscho 

nadsat lenguaje: good; nice

that girl was really joroscho

joroscho by pistola23 April 15, 2010

Jordache 

a dead body found in unexpected circumstances.

derives from English scouse-soap, Brookside (now defunct) when Trevor Jordache was found buried under the patio - a truly classic TV moment.

"i was just walking the dog in the woods when i stumbled upon a large heap of clothing. When i looked more closely, to my horror i realised it was a Jordache."

Jordache by StymieSi June 11, 2006

jordachi 

A person who is fancy and has lots of jell in hair

All of the girls love JOrdachi

jordachi by Jordan Mull December 24, 2007

Jordache 

A white male with blonde hair and blue eyes. Jordache is known for being a very angry person. Going along with his anger Jordache is known to be very short.

Why is Jordache so angry?

Jordache by A random user 21928383 November 21, 2021