Jordyn Woods

Kylie Jenner's best friend who accidentally touched Kylie's older sister Khloe Khardashian's boyfriend's pee pee. The man involved, Tristan Thomson, also accidentally touched her and the two accidentally started grabbing each other passionately and accidentally locked lips and such.

No, I do not think the Kardashians are great people (maybe Kendall is an exception), so both Jordyn and they suck dick, really.

(Jordyn Woods's shitty rhapsody)

Kylie: here, Jordyn, some socks for you.
Jordyn: thanks! :-*
*later*
Jordyn: Oh yes Tristan! Yesssssss!!!
Media: Tristan caught cheating on Khloe with Jordyn, so sad, boo-hoo. :(
Kylie: *takes previously given socks back and flips Jordyn off* you snake!
Jordyn: It wAs AlcoHOL!1!

Jordyn Woods by Emmy_Lee.Lee February 26, 2019

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Jordyn Woods

A random ass person who is only relavant because of Kylie Jenner

aka. a snake that decided to throe $500,000 out of the widow for a hook up :)

person 1. Heard what happened to Jordyn Woods?

person 2. No who's that?

person 1. Kylie Jenner's ex best friend

Jordyn Woods by windows xpp February 26, 2019

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