Emmy_Lee.Lee's definitions
Kylie Jenner's best friend who accidentally touched Kylie's older sister Khloe Khardashian's boyfriend's pee pee. The man involved, Tristan Thomson, also accidentally touched her and the two accidentally started grabbing each other passionately and accidentally locked lips and such.
No, I do not think the Kardashians are great people (maybe Kendall is an exception), so both Jordyn and they suck dick, really.
No, I do not think the Kardashians are great people (maybe Kendall is an exception), so both Jordyn and they suck dick, really.
(Jordyn Woods's shitty rhapsody)
Kylie: here, Jordyn, some socks for you.
Jordyn: thanks! :-*
*later*
Jordyn: Oh yes Tristan! Yesssssss!!!
Media: Tristan caught cheating on Khloe with Jordyn, so sad, boo-hoo. :(
Kylie: *takes previously given socks back and flips Jordyn off* you snake!
Jordyn: It wAs AlcoHOL!1!
Kylie: here, Jordyn, some socks for you.
Jordyn: thanks! :-*
*later*
Jordyn: Oh yes Tristan! Yesssssss!!!
Media: Tristan caught cheating on Khloe with Jordyn, so sad, boo-hoo. :(
Kylie: *takes previously given socks back and flips Jordyn off* you snake!
Jordyn: It wAs AlcoHOL!1!
by Emmy_Lee.Lee February 26, 2019
Get the Jordyn Woodsmug. A 20-year-old guy who plays Roblox. That would not be such a problem normally, but he attacked a 17-year-old fan for liking his content. And if you like him because of how cute he is, you have serious problems. Appearance is not everything, and Corl is the definition of that.
Corl: So what if I bullied my fan? *bats blue eyes*
Fan: OMG! HOT! *faints*
Former fan: Oh lord, help this child...
Person who has never been a fan: what?
Fan: OMG! HOT! *faints*
Former fan: Oh lord, help this child...
Person who has never been a fan: what?
by Emmy_Lee.Lee February 25, 2019
Get the Corlmug.