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jordanesque by ur mother April 17, 2004
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Guy: That Benihana chef is doing some crazy ass tricks with my food, I hope he doesn't drop it all on the ground.
Guy2: Yeah he's probably been practicing that his whole life. Jordanesque.
Guy2: Yeah he's probably been practicing that his whole life. Jordanesque.
jordanesque by sam cassell April 11, 2011
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Jordaneske
To have a performance, most commonly on the basketball court, that is very amazing and in turn reminds one of Michael Jordan.
Two men are playing basketball and one pulls off an awesome dunk to cap off a 60 point game.
"Dawg you were playing jordaneske! Those skills were crazy!"
"Dawg you were playing jordaneske! Those skills were crazy!"
Jordaneske by Cody Ridge July 12, 2007
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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