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Jongwhore 

A member of the Church of Kim Jongwoon of the Last Men Standing, which spends its time appreciating Yesung (real name Kim Jongwoon) of Super Junior. Can be a soft or hard stan, with the only requirements being they follow the Three Commandments:
1. No kinkshaming
2. Yesung tops always
3. Yesung has the superior 🐍 above all others
“What’s this CKJLMS shit??”
Oh, it’s the Jongwhores don’t worry about them they’re harmless just horny.”
Jongwhore by pink_cloud December 16, 2019
Words you can keep

jokewhore 

1. someone who steals a joke and uses it too much
2. someone who butts in on a joke as you are telling it
3. a person who is constantly stealing your jokes.
4. this can be a person who after you tell the joke attempts to take the credit for the joke by repeating the last line.
"jimmy always tries to take credit for jokes i tell. he is such a jokewhore."
jokewhore by wookienjm May 4, 2010

jonghoteez 

Jonghoteez is the best jongho stan no one compare to her She is the best jongho stan every one else is number 2 except ateez
Jonghoteez best jongho stan
jonghoteez by Not to be said September 16, 2021

joywhore 

A person who claims to be happy all the time; this person demonstrates this by continually sharing positive sayings and seeming to never admit that life sucks at times. This person can easily be identified on social media outlets such as Facebook or MySpace by all of the status updates or wall posts that are chock-full of ways describing how wonderful life in general or a certain person in their life is. This person will rarely laugh at sarcastic jokes and seems unable or unwilling to truly experience or empathize with human emotions that are not positive.

The origin of "joywhore" was the brain of a Veterinarian who envisioned harm coming to those who cannot admit to having a bad day. This feeling of wanting to harm a joywhore is common among people who can have good and bad days and are honest about it.
Jen: "I'm having a really tough time right now. It seems everything is out of control and I don't know what to do."

Jackie: "No worries! Just turn that frown upside down! When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!"

Jen: *rolls her eyes and mentally thanks this joywhore for being useless*

ANOTHER...

Facebook status: "If you have (*insert selected person here*) who makes you laugh, who is always there for you, who shows you how wonderful life is, who brings sunshine into your life at all times, then post here."

*the joywhore posts these words on a regular basis*
joywhore by Jenthevet August 14, 2010

Joywhore 

a person who spends time with people and uses pretentious behavior during specific periods of time for the purpose of having fun, and when that period is over, they change their behavior with said people
X goes with Y to a two day outdoors carnival, where they dance, have fun and participate in activities. Two days after that X and Y meet and X says "You know, those two days were fun, but I think we went a bit too far" implying that they will not go back to such behavior again

In such a case, X acted as a Joywhore
Joywhore by BoredInJafet October 7, 2011

jonghoteez 

omg did you hear about jonghoteez she's literally the best jongho stan in the world
jonghoteez by mero/sdinhwa September 16, 2021
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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