Skip to main content

jokewhore 

1. someone who steals a joke and uses it too much
2. someone who butts in on a joke as you are telling it
3. a person who is constantly stealing your jokes.
4. this can be a person who after you tell the joke attempts to take the credit for the joke by repeating the last line.
"jimmy always tries to take credit for jokes i tell. he is such a jokewhore."
jokewhore by wookienjm May 4, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

pokewhore 

A girl who sells herself for Pokemon cards
Taylor gave Jim a blowjob for his rare Charizard Pokemon card. Taylor is a pokewhore.
Related Words
Being a scene kid but not being totally serious about it - generally having a laugh and finding other supposedly sceneXcore kids who take themselves far too seriously highly comical.
He's so scene - yet so funny and aloof - that kid's so jokeXcore
jokeXcore by DaveZeroZero June 10, 2007

joke whore

a woman who bangs guys for their sense of humor
Janet is such a joke whore. She'll go for anyone who can make her laugh.
joke whore by Pinokio July 13, 2015

Jongwhore 

A member of the Church of Kim Jongwoon of the Last Men Standing, which spends its time appreciating Yesung (real name Kim Jongwoon) of Super Junior. Can be a soft or hard stan, with the only requirements being they follow the Three Commandments:
1. No kinkshaming
2. Yesung tops always
3. Yesung has the superior 🐍 above all others
“What’s this CKJLMS shit??”
“Oh, it’s the Jongwhores don’t worry about them they’re harmless just horny.”
Jongwhore by pink_cloud December 16, 2019

PokeWhore 

(noun)
-A pokemon exclusively used just for learning HMs like SURF or FLY.

-Anyone who enjoys hentai.
"I wish my Charizard could learn FLY, but instead I have to use this stupid little PokeWhore Spearow!"
"BLAM that shaith nagger, get yourselfs an Aerodactyl!"
"But I haven't an Old Amber to my name!"
"That's okay, you can genetically engineer one from these Aerodactyl fetuses."
"Oh thanks man, that really solves a lot of porblems."
PokeWhore by Chris Chutzpah November 18, 2006

joywhore 

A person who claims to be happy all the time; this person demonstrates this by continually sharing positive sayings and seeming to never admit that life sucks at times. This person can easily be identified on social media outlets such as Facebook or MySpace by all of the status updates or wall posts that are chock-full of ways describing how wonderful life in general or a certain person in their life is. This person will rarely laugh at sarcastic jokes and seems unable or unwilling to truly experience or empathize with human emotions that are not positive.

The origin of "joywhore" was the brain of a Veterinarian who envisioned harm coming to those who cannot admit to having a bad day. This feeling of wanting to harm a joywhore is common among people who can have good and bad days and are honest about it.
Jen: "I'm having a really tough time right now. It seems everything is out of control and I don't know what to do."

Jackie: "No worries! Just turn that frown upside down! When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!"

Jen: *rolls her eyes and mentally thanks this joywhore for being useless*

ANOTHER...

Facebook status: "If you have (*insert selected person here*) who makes you laugh, who is always there for you, who shows you how wonderful life is, who brings sunshine into your life at all times, then post here."

*the joywhore posts these words on a regular basis*
joywhore by Jenthevet August 14, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
Load more