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jokewhore 

1. someone who steals a joke and uses it too much
2. someone who butts in on a joke as you are telling it
3. a person who is constantly stealing your jokes.
4. this can be a person who after you tell the joke attempts to take the credit for the joke by repeating the last line.
"jimmy always tries to take credit for jokes i tell. he is such a jokewhore."
jokewhore by wookienjm May 4, 2010
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pokewhore 

A girl who sells herself for Pokemon cards
Taylor gave Jim a blowjob for his rare Charizard Pokemon card. Taylor is a pokewhore.
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Being a scene kid but not being totally serious about it - generally having a laugh and finding other supposedly sceneXcore kids who take themselves far too seriously highly comical.
He's so scene - yet so funny and aloof - that kid's so jokeXcore
jokeXcore by DaveZeroZero June 10, 2007

joke whore

a woman who bangs guys for their sense of humor
Janet is such a joke whore. She'll go for anyone who can make her laugh.
joke whore by Pinokio July 13, 2015

Jongwhore 

A member of the Church of Kim Jongwoon of the Last Men Standing, which spends its time appreciating Yesung (real name Kim Jongwoon) of Super Junior. Can be a soft or hard stan, with the only requirements being they follow the Three Commandments:
1. No kinkshaming
2. Yesung tops always
3. Yesung has the superior 🐍 above all others
“What’s this CKJLMS shit??”
“Oh, it’s the Jongwhores don’t worry about them they’re harmless just horny.”
Jongwhore by pink_cloud December 16, 2019

PokeWhore 

(noun)
-A pokemon exclusively used just for learning HMs like SURF or FLY.

-Anyone who enjoys hentai.
"I wish my Charizard could learn FLY, but instead I have to use this stupid little PokeWhore Spearow!"
"BLAM that shaith nagger, get yourselfs an Aerodactyl!"
"But I haven't an Old Amber to my name!"
"That's okay, you can genetically engineer one from these Aerodactyl fetuses."
"Oh thanks man, that really solves a lot of porblems."

PokeWhore by Chris Chutzpah November 18, 2006

joywhore 

A person who claims to be happy all the time; this person demonstrates this by continually sharing positive sayings and seeming to never admit that life sucks at times. This person can easily be identified on social media outlets such as Facebook or MySpace by all of the status updates or wall posts that are chock-full of ways describing how wonderful life in general or a certain person in their life is. This person will rarely laugh at sarcastic jokes and seems unable or unwilling to truly experience or empathize with human emotions that are not positive.

The origin of "joywhore" was the brain of a Veterinarian who envisioned harm coming to those who cannot admit to having a bad day. This feeling of wanting to harm a joywhore is common among people who can have good and bad days and are honest about it.
Jen: "I'm having a really tough time right now. It seems everything is out of control and I don't know what to do."

Jackie: "No worries! Just turn that frown upside down! When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!"

Jen: *rolls her eyes and mentally thanks this joywhore for being useless*

ANOTHER...

Facebook status: "If you have (*insert selected person here*) who makes you laugh, who is always there for you, who shows you how wonderful life is, who brings sunshine into your life at all times, then post here."

*the joywhore posts these words on a regular basis*
joywhore by Jenthevet August 14, 2010
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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