Josecarlos

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The best friend you could have. The guy you always wanted but failed to get.

failed no matter how hard you tried to be his you could never be Josecarlos

Josecarlos by gabtayam October 14, 2011

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JonCarlos

JonCarlos is a gorgeous,gentle giant with a sweet disposition and trustworthy heart. He's loyal to a fault to those he cares about but don't let his gentle nature fool you..you DO NOT want to cross him or those in his circle the wrong way cause he is not afraid to show you his dark side.

That guy did a JonCarlos on you! You never shoulda messed with him!

JonCarlos by Glow45699 June 17, 2021

Related Words

Josecarlo • Joecarlo • Joncarlo • John Carlos Knight • José Carioca • Josh Carlson • john carlo

Josecarlo

1.) Noun: A sexy chubby Guatemalan man-beast known to be good in bed; a perverted man.

2.)Verb: the act of being a Guatemalan, sexy man beast.

1.) You should date that guy, he is such a josecarlo.

2.) Woah, Steve, you totally josecarloed your look!

Josecarlo by florzz February 21, 2009

Joecarlo

Someone with an abnormally large reproductive organ. Known to cook for people and make them laugh

Did you see Joecarlo’s ….? It’s huge

I’m going over Joecarlo’s house, it’s a feast over there.

Joecarlo by anonymous November 22, 2021

jose carlos

Cute ass nigga get all the bitches and funniest nigga doesn't even need to try over all just a Chad and comes with At least 8 inches is 7'9 tall you wanna fuck this nigga if you dont kill yourself

Jose Carlos is just a chad i wish i was him

jose carlos by Patric kellon October 31, 2020

JohnCarlos

An amazing person who’s probably obsessed with Disney. Loves Tom Holland and is probably gonna marry him someday. PAA Student

He’s JohnCarlos

JohnCarlos by JCH616 November 21, 2021

johncarlos

just a vibe…

johncarlos is jus a vibe dont matter

johncarlos by wrdddd November 21, 2021

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026