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The best friend you could have. The guy you always wanted but failed to get.
failed no matter how hard you tried to be his you could never be Josecarlos
by gabtayam October 13, 2011
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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1.) Noun: A sexy chubby Guatemalan man-beast known to be good in bed; a perverted man.

2.)Verb: the act of being a Guatemalan, sexy man beast.
1.) You should date that guy, he is such a josecarlo.

2.) Woah, Steve, you totally josecarloed your look!
by florzz February 21, 2009
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