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JonCarlos 

JonCarlos is a gorgeous,gentle giant with a sweet disposition and trustworthy heart. He's loyal to a fault to those he cares about but don't let his gentle nature fool you..you DO NOT want to cross him or those in his circle the wrong way cause he is not afraid to show you his dark side.
That guy did a JonCarlos on you! You never shoulda messed with him!
JonCarlos by Glow45699 June 17, 2021
1.) Noun: A sexy chubby Guatemalan man-beast known to be good in bed; a perverted man.

2.)Verb: the act of being a Guatemalan, sexy man beast.
1.) You should date that guy, he is such a josecarlo.

2.) Woah, Steve, you totally josecarloed your look!
Josecarlo by florzz February 21, 2009

Joecarlo 

Someone with an abnormally large reproductive organ. Known to cook for people and make them laugh
Did you see Joecarlo’s ….? It’s huge

I’m going over Joecarlo’s house, it’s a feast over there.
Joecarlo by anonymous November 22, 2021

jose carlos 

Cute ass nigga get all the bitches and funniest nigga doesn't even need to try over all just a Chad and comes with At least 8 inches is 7'9 tall you wanna fuck this nigga if you dont kill yourself
Jose Carlos is just a chad i wish i was him
jose carlos by Patric kellon October 31, 2020

JohnCarlos 

An amazing person who’s probably obsessed with Disney. Loves Tom Holland and is probably gonna marry him someday. PAA Student
He’s JohnCarlos
JohnCarlos by JCH616 November 21, 2021

johncarlos 

just a vibe…
johncarlos is jus a vibe dont matter
johncarlos by wrdddd November 21, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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