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jomf by jillianjackrabbit February 8, 2010
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JOMF
Acronym, stands for Jack Off Mother Fucker. Usually used when your spouse is not fucking listening. Add Mother Fucker to the end of JOMF to add extra flare.
JOMF by Dark_Blubble June 21, 2026
Jomfru
Adjective. Typically an Afghanish or an Abanien dude, without ever having experience sex.. Mainly because:
1. The person has not yet engaged sex because he is so socially crippled that whenever he is around the opposite sex he begins to hiss and fart uncontrollably.
2. When the dudes are shy, it's considered really uncool for the girls to know. simply because of that, the girls are very easily frightened away.
1. The person has not yet engaged sex because he is so socially crippled that whenever he is around the opposite sex he begins to hiss and fart uncontrollably.
2. When the dudes are shy, it's considered really uncool for the girls to know. simply because of that, the girls are very easily frightened away.
JOMFY
An individual who has unwittingly recieved a load of another man's semen on his face. Namely, Daniel Edward Lee of Georgetown Villas, Merthyr Tydfil. (Drives a Blue Ford Fiesta - Watch out for him.)
"I've got Jism On My Face Yah"
"WAAAAY jOMFY!!!!"
"Fucking hell like boys, I can't believe you JOMFed me again."
"WAAAAY jOMFY!!!!"
"Fucking hell like boys, I can't believe you JOMFed me again."
JOMFY by Jimmygrimm November 6, 2008
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026