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jomf by jillianjackrabbit February 8, 2010
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JOMF
Acronym, stands for Jack Off Mother Fucker. Usually used when your spouse is not fucking listening. Add Mother Fucker to the end of JOMF to add extra flare.
JOMF by Dark_Blubble June 21, 2026
Jomfru
Adjective. Typically an Afghanish or an Abanien dude, without ever having experience sex.. Mainly because:
1. The person has not yet engaged sex because he is so socially crippled that whenever he is around the opposite sex he begins to hiss and fart uncontrollably.
2. When the dudes are shy, it's considered really uncool for the girls to know. simply because of that, the girls are very easily frightened away.
1. The person has not yet engaged sex because he is so socially crippled that whenever he is around the opposite sex he begins to hiss and fart uncontrollably.
2. When the dudes are shy, it's considered really uncool for the girls to know. simply because of that, the girls are very easily frightened away.
JOMFY
An individual who has unwittingly recieved a load of another man's semen on his face. Namely, Daniel Edward Lee of Georgetown Villas, Merthyr Tydfil. (Drives a Blue Ford Fiesta - Watch out for him.)
"I've got Jism On My Face Yah"
"WAAAAY jOMFY!!!!"
"Fucking hell like boys, I can't believe you JOMFed me again."
"WAAAAY jOMFY!!!!"
"Fucking hell like boys, I can't believe you JOMFed me again."
JOMFY by Jimmygrimm November 6, 2008
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