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A cute and very loving person who gives you pure love and kindness. She is full of quirks and sweetness at the same time. She's also clingy to people she loves. She'll never leave you and if you do, she'll look for you.
Jomea is naughty but cute and sweet.
Jomea by caca18 November 24, 2021
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joemalia 

An up-incoming country led by none other than Emperor joe jo (unco chin). You can start applying for citizenship today. Just don't be a fucking dumb ass or you'll meet Bart (papa beaw) and he'll decide what happens to you.
Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"

Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."

Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"

Person- "Kys"
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A grown ass man on discord showing his cock and swinging it around
Yo y’all seen that video of jemeat? “Yes I did indeed
jemeat by Bajisolos December 28, 2021
Jomar is a person who isn't afraid too express how they feel. Often very sexy, independent, flirty, and down too earth until you get on their bad side. Jomar is someone who loves unconditionally for someone he really cares about. he goes out his way too listen too others personal issues too give out advice from his own personal past experiences. Jomar often has a different kind of mindset that you couldn't mind anywhere else. Jomar's maturity level is often shown threw the words he speaks and his actions come too show. Jomar fights for what/who he wants and won't stop until he gets it, he doesn't give up easy, he will wait a thousand years for someone he truly sees himself with. May have a bit of attitude or maybe ALOT with some anger issues because of his past but he always seems too find the positive side of things.
I find Jomar too be very intelligent.

Jomar is someone I'd look for in a person because he can be there for me emotionally, physically, financially, and care for me no matter what.
Jomar by Nashh May 8, 2017
A wonderful, beautiful, and caring young woman. An amazingly unique person to have around. Fun, wise, funny, cute, witty, easy to get along with, envied by many bitches, wanted by many guys, and hated without even trying. A motherly/big sister figure. Cares a lot and loves hard. Very outgoing, yet very shy at the same time. Sporty, yet sexy as fuck. Mature for her age. Always there for anyone. Great at giving advice and helping others. Gives with no expectations of getting back. Multi-talented and never gives up. Very competitive, yet shows great sportsmanship. A leader without trying. A beautifully humble piece of art both inside and out. Definitely one of a kind.
I wish I had my Jomarie back.

We need more Jomarie's in this cold, fucked up world.

What would I do without my Jomarie?
Jomarie by TRUTHbeTOLD July 29, 2012
somebody who swings his meat around and gets leaked twice
Dont be a jemeat
jemeat by nyytard January 10, 2022
She is beautiful in and out.
You will not be able to live without her.
She is lovable and crazy all the way but very kind.
This person will always love you no matter what.

If you have a Jamea , don't let them go and hold on forever
Boy : oh shit , that girl loves like a Jamea
jamea by Loves May 15, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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