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Joanzburg 

Can be defined as perpetual motion in relation to group sex in conjunction with the joanzburg effect.

A Joanzburg is also a dog owner who's dog is A) Effeminate B) Pussy or both A and B

Derived from the German term "Moanz" - (docile and monotone) the word Joanzburg was then used by Scandanavian scholars to express a state of mind during group sex.
"Those people over there are getting Joanzburged"

"He is such a Joanzburg"

"If Joanzburg was a Moanzburg, there could be trouble"

"Your dog is such a Joanzburg!"
Joanzburg by Moanzoid April 7, 2005
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jonburger 

A nickname for a handsome man named Jonathan who likes to eat burgers without mayo or any other types of sauces, but likes to eat French fries with caramel sauce.
Restaurants tend to always mess up their Jonburger orders. Jonburger-type individuals will most likely get their meals for free. I love Jonburger.
jonburger by plumbum&jj May 2, 2014
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Johnsburg 

A small town in the northern suburbs of Chicago, famously mentioned by Tow Waits in his song, "Johnsburg, Illinois". Several nicknames given to the town include, "J-burg, J-Town, and Johns Burgers." Rumor is that a sub-section exists inside the town with the name "nah-linz". Experts say that if a "nah-linz" did exist, it would occupy no more than a half acre of in-fertile land.
I'm going to the farmers market in Johnsburg, it should be swell.
Johnsburg by the decisionmaker November 15, 2010

JaneBurgess 

JaneBurgess also known as Jane Burgess is what you call a trifling ass fat how who thinks she's a porn star. In reality it's what a washed up hoe is who once had pictures published in Hustler Magazine.

Infamous in the cam community as a hoe who doesn't work.

Also what you call a fat trifling hoe when she stalks people.
That JaneBurgess is a fat trifling hoe who doesn't work and thinks she's a porn star bc her pics were in Hustler in the 90's
JaneBurgess by JackieBoy1234 June 26, 2019

Jonburger 

A burger cooked loudly at 3 am which wakes up everyone else in the house.
I crept down to the kitchen and made a jonburger, banging the frying pan and smiling knowingly.
Jonburger by inthebushes December 10, 2016
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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