johnsonburg

Johnsonburg is a town full of boogins and druggies that dont take showers. 90% are in poverty.90% are also either scene, goth, or emo. it smells like absolute crap everywhere you go and it's a complete disgrace to live in Johnsonburg.

"what's that's smell"
"Johnsonburg the beautiful town of druggies boogins and skanks!"

by Laura56889372929 October 31, 2013

Johnsburg

A small town in the northern suburbs of Chicago, famously mentioned by Tow Waits in his song, "Johnsburg, Illinois". Several nicknames given to the town include, "J-burg, J-Town, and Johns Burgers." Rumor is that a sub-section exists inside the town with the name "nah-linz". Experts say that if a "nah-linz" did exist, it would occupy no more than a half acre of in-fertile land.

I'm going to the farmers market in Johnsburg, it should be swell.

by the decisionmaker November 15, 2010

JOHNSONBURGER

A cock-meat sandwich

Amanda said she can't wait to sink her teeth into a JOHNSONBURGER because she is so horny

by J-BURGER April 18, 2009