John Lithgow Disease

noun: the unfortunate condition suffered by persons whose every utterance sounds sarcastic, supercilious, or condescending
It was a compliment to say "I like your dress," it just didn't come out that way because I have John Lithgow Disease.
by Ursula Bent February 03, 2013
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Johns Disease

A disease caused by the act of using your own shit as lotion to jerk off.
Damn I think he has Johns Disease
by 1153011 March 21, 2019
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