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Johnny Manziel 

A quarterback with the worst reputation possible. Has a drinking problem and is currently the Cleveland Browns' quarterback.
Oh, he Johnny Manzieled himself at the bar. (got laid out and drunk)
Johnny Manziel by Jaybud22 August 23, 2016

johnny manziel 

AKA Johnny Football, Johnny Manziel is a former Texas A&M QB, and was drafted by the Cleveland Browns 17th overall in the 2014 NFL draft. While in college, Manziel broke multiple records, and won the Heizman Trophy in 2012. He partied and drank a lot both in college and in the NFL. During the 2015-16 NFL season, and offseason, Manziel was arrested three times for incidents involving him and his girlfriend, though Manziel was never charged with anything in that season/offseason the Browns released him on March 10, 2016. On November 24, 2015 Manziel said, "I don't have a drinking problem, the team has a problem with me drinking. There's a big difference."
Johnny Manziel was a good player in college, but got into legal troubles in the NFL.
johnny manziel by DatDudeDK July 26, 2016
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026