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Johnny Derp 

A man who lies when talking about how his ex-wife severely cut his finger. An abuser whose masculinity was challenged when his victim of an ex-wife wrote an OpEd in a national newspaper talking about her experience, and never once actually named him, but he still wrongly sues her for defamation, wins, but then screws up with the settlement. An actor who constantly is late to set & verbally abuses members of the film's crew.
Girl 1: Hey, bestie, I need to get away from my boyfriend.

Girl 2: Why? What's he been doing?

Girl 1: Girl, he's totally been acting like a Johnny Derp.

Girl 2: Oh wow. Yea, you REALLY need to get away from an abuser & liar like that.
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Johnny Derp 

A man with such a fragile male ego that even describing him without actually naming him enrages him. A man who court-shops a defamation lawsuit because the state that actually would handle the case would immediately dismiss it due to strict defamation laws. A man whose lawyers will forever be known for defending a wife-beater.
Judging from recent posts on Twitter, the world is finally starting to see the truth about Johnny Derp. His most recent film underwhelmed at the box office, bringing in only 10% of the film's budget. He lied on the stand about his ex-wife cutting his finger. And, prior to getting together with his ex-wife, he was arrested for assault. But, of course, his fans ignore anything that paints him in a bad light. He & his fans are the Hollywood equivalent of Donald Trump & Trump's supporters.

Johnny Derp 

A man who, through a settlement with his ex-wife, had his defamation lawsuit against her dismissed with prejudice. A man who, as it turns out, lied about his ex-wife defaming him. A man with yellow, rotting teeth whose fans will never admit the prime of his career is over with. A man who society is slowly, but surely, finally turning against & apologizing to his ex-wife for believing him & not her.
Did you hear? Johnny Derp and his legal team knew he'd lose his defamation lawsuit on appeal, so he got his ex-wife, Queen Amber Heard, to agree to a settlement where: 1) she doesn't have to admit guilt; 2) she's not legally bound by a gag order or NDA; 3) his $15M jury verdict gets invalidated & all he gets is $1M from her homeowner's insurance; & 4) as part of her homeowner's insurance paying him $1M, he had to agree that she didn't defame him, because her insurance company wouldn't pay out if there was malice. Not to mention, the news release put out by his abuse-defender lawyers and their soon-to-be out-of-business law firm stating that both agree not to seek any further legal action in this case. So, it means he willingly had his defamation lawsuit dismissed with prejudice in exchange for admitting he lied about her just so he could get $1M.

A Johnny derp fan 

A person who is so stupidly biased for johnny depp they don't even realise it
That guy is clearly a johnny derp fan if he can't see they were both abusers

johnnydeppsexual 

a person who is only sexually attracted to johnny depp.
“sorry, i can’t go out with you. i’m johnnydeppsexual.”
johnnydeppsexual by anonymous January 9, 2021

Johnnydepp 

To publicly defeat somebody who unjustly attacked you in the past. Defeat by a large margin for the right cause.
Larry johnnydepped his ex-wife in court.
Johnnydepp by Markovka June 5, 2022

Johnnydepp 

(verb)
To johnnydepp someone - to publicly defeat someone who unjustly attacked you in the past. Win by a large margin for the right cause. Put someone firmly in their place.
Your boss didn't treat you fairly in the boardroom. You gotta Johnnydepp him next time.
Johnnydepp by Markovka June 6, 2022
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