by Chuggington December 28, 2016
A bruh moment, but more specific. One suffers a "john moment" when they get curved hard by a girl, especially when they get in a fight with their parents over moving in with her but get dumped in a few months, with said girl going back to her ex that one was a temporary replacement for.
Person 1: "So this girl I was dating just broke up with me and went back to chilling with the dude she was with before me."
Person 2: "Yikes now that's a john moment."
Person 2: "Yikes now that's a john moment."
by Dicktionary21 July 15, 2019
by Gamern't May 11, 2021
A moment in which, the server of dank memes, or indeed any server or group chat, starts talking about CP, for no apparent reason, the chat goes from shitposting to talking about legality and morals of Child porn.
(John Eden was the username of a wierdo who said loli is ok)
(John Eden was the username of a wierdo who said loli is ok)
by 69gaystreet July 24, 2020
This is the moment in your life when you realise that you have peaked and your life will undoubtedly keep moving in a downward direction leading many to come to the sudden realisation that they have wasted the precious moments of their life.
by Jakerzireland March 15, 2015
a really epic and hot thing that makes every sane person orgasm. foxy john is a very hot man that makes all girls cum
by therealfoxyjohn April 25, 2021
by Cumlordigan September 18, 2021