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A little painful stinging sore found on the head or shaft of a penis as result of excessive masturbation without adequate lubrication.
β€œHey man, what’s up with the funny walk?”

β€œDude I ran outta lube last night while rubbing one out & gave myself a John Pike that stings like hot pepper!”
by DRTYONE November 22, 2011
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Jan 27 Word of the Day
Referring to the heavy unfashionable winter jacket and patterned mittens Sanders wore to the inauguration of Joe Biden.
Its brutally cold outside this morning so be sure you're Bundled Like Bernie!
by Talk2me-JCH January 24, 2021
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