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John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails
Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!
by Digidark May 30, 2018
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You cannot speak engrish. You do brack magic and are too good at it... wut du hell?
da herro i am the person john homer i can do brack magic and i drink brackish da water
by iamdabrackmagicmaster August 9, 2016
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