John Chess

That one guy that looks like Steve Jobs with a moustache who’s definitely the real creator of chess.

Remember when John Chess was definitely the real inventor of chess?

by LaithianIturbide August 11, 2021

john cheese meluch

When you’re fucking a girl and you start sprinkling cheese all over her body before you bust your cheese all over her face.

Guy: dude did you hear that kid Parma John cheese busted a John cheese meluch all over Haley last night.

Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.

by John Cheese Meluch April 3, 2019

parma john cheese

Nickname for John cheese meluch, a real American hero.

Parma John cheese is the type of nigga who dates girls who’re fake to expose them and beat off to their fake nudes

by John Cheese Meluch June 1, 2019

farmer john cheese

parmesan cheese

pass me that farmer john cheese! (please)
pass me that farmer john!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009