John's Law

John's Law... "If she's hot... She's either gay, or left five minutes ago".
Inspired and created using the seemingly endless quest for women, embarked, but as yet not completed by my friend, John

Told you she's a dyke!!... Classic case of John's Law

by Cheese Birthday August 6, 2010

John Drake's Law

(n) The internet rule that as a Rock Band argument gets more heated, it becomes more likely that somebody will bring up Muse. When such an event occurs, the person who brought up the band name has effectively forfeited the argument as well as his DLC request

"im sick off all this metal CRAP........when are they gonna release MUSE?"

"John Drake's Law, Trent"

by HeyRiles October 4, 2011