Johmil is the best kind of human there is, johmils are the realest people, and everyone just loves johmils. Johmils have a really sexy voice, has amazing style, has the best personality, always smell good and just looks good overall all. Johmil’s are really caring and loving people, and their loyalty is remarkable. Johmils can be really chill but can get mad really quickly too, and they tend to speak their minds always, they don’t take nothing from nobody.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).