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A very rude bot that keeps insulting every member of the discord server he's in
User: !8ball JoeyBot do you like me?
JoeyBot: No
User: wow JoeyBot you're so rude
JoeyBot by haihallo December 21, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch
mothafucking joebot!
a scientific anomaly with the suave sexiness of a man and the various powers of a robot.
thought to have been created by a man making getting nasty with a robot, this remains unconfirmed.
"Whoa... what was that?!"
"That's JoeBot, baby."
JoeBot by a. blinken February 3, 2010

joeybomb 

(verb) To make controversial statements in hopes of diverting or derailing a thread in a forum.
he really joeybombed that thread with a comment on god.
joeybomb by youcanttellmewhattodo October 22, 2008

Joybotomy 

An unseen operation to remove any joy or life that is secretly performed on people, often as they reach middle age, leaving them with a facial appearance of someone who is incapable of any joy, fun or interest in life.
Look at that couple at the restaurant table - they haven't spoken and look so miserable - they must have both had a joybotomy.
Joybotomy by Heardabouttheword July 21, 2019

Joeyota Carrolla 

It's a toyota corolla but made to sound like a real name
Hey kid I got some candy in my Joeyota Carrolla
Joeyota Carrolla by briankel522 October 21, 2021

Joeybodon55

joeybodon55 is a funny man
Joeybodon55 by Tyson919 November 21, 2021
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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