Joey-Joke

When a punny joke is made, and another then follows it, usually lamer than the first. Normally occurs in multitudes

Like a baby joey that hops out of its mother's pouch, it's just not as impressive...

Joey-Joker: That tree is in-tree-ging!
Innocent Listener: hahaha
Joey-Joker: Yeah, I'm branching out on my jokes...
Innocent Listener: Ha...ummm
Joey-Joker: I'm not going to leaf this alone...
Innocent Listener: .........
Joey-Joker: I'm serious...don't soil my jokes.....
Innocent Listener:
Joey-Joker: They like root beer
-
Joey-Joker: But it's beer-ied...
- (Innocent Listener has left)
Joey-Joker: Maybe I'll be grounded for these jokes...
- (There is no one else around)
Joey-Joker: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Joey-Joke by AppleLuvR November 24, 2010

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joey joke

a joke that is continuesly said and is never funny

that was a joey joke

joey joke by tom tom 1 October 27, 2007

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Joey Joke

A joke so ass not a single person laughs

“Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback!”
“Shut the fuck up that was a joey joke”

Joey Joke by Incredibly gay February 7, 2022

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Joey Joke

A joey joke is when somebody says an outdated or really unfunny joke. Examples of Joey jokes include but are not limited to saying sussy, a poop joke, anything related to among us, the whopper song, or just anything everyone can unanimously agree is incredibly unfunny.

Person 1: I'ma fuck the shit out of you
Person 2: Woah sussy
Person 3: Who tf says sussy? Joey joke.

Joey Joke by JoeyJokes420 August 12, 2023

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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