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Joelli is a nice, pretty, funny, cool, and amazing girl. Has a nice shining smile and is a great person to hangout with. Really likes video games even though she rages at them, it’s easy to calm her down. She is really pretty. She always tells herself she isn’t pretty. And that is the only lie she tells, she is always honest and a really trustworthy girl.

I love you Joelli!❤️🤪
Joelli is the nicest person I know.
Joelli by DennisB_10 February 25, 2019
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desert jellies 

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.
"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.
desert jellies by potato goddess September 29, 2020
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Joeline is a very interesting girl who is insanely beautiful but feels very insecure. She is full of purpose and is a very good leader. She is a caring person who looks out for others. She is very sexy and attractive. Probably one of the best friends you will have.
Joeline loves Vanilla
Joeline by Joseph Anon August 22, 2017

great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies 

The insult given to the gathered members of the London Assembly by London Mayor, Boris Johnson
B. Johnson: "Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinize me?"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"

Joellucination 

The canon ship between Joe Tazuna and Sara's hallucination version of Joe Tazuna. Joe Tazuna is from the game "Your Turn To Die: Death Game by Majority".
"Joellucination is my favourite ship."
"Ouchman, do you ship Joellucination?"
Joellucination by Ouch Man March 5, 2020
Joelina is such a beautiful girl. She is always right there for you and she's someone special. Joelina is funny , crazy , intelligent , ... .

You should be proud to have a friend like her!! She's beautiful both inside and out. There is nothing you don't like about her.
wow.. she looks like a joelina!
She is soo joelina!
joelina by naddicorn January 3, 2017
Joelle is the best person ever. You can't find anyone like Joelle. Joelle is good in visual arts and has plenty of creativity. She can make friends laugh and help them when their done. Joelle is a cutie and slays her life . She is super chill and is super nice.
Did you hear about that real cool joelle girl.
Joelle by Director 15 January 20, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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