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Joe Bloggs 

Joe Bloggs was the name of a clothing brand which became popular during the Madchester baggy era of the late 1980's.

Even though no-one has actually worn Joe Bloggs clothes since about 1993, teachers in Britain (due to a lack of imagination) continually refer to this as an example name.

Teacher: "If I have nine apples and Joe Bloggs takes away three apples, how many do I have left?"
Pupil: "Who the fuck is this Joe Bloggs? Sounds like a pikey bastard if he has to steal apples."
Joe Bloggs by Groucho Marxist September 7, 2006
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Joe Bloggs 

A man with many qualifications, he is a Warrant Officer, He's a Cadet, he is a pilot that crash landed during a field exercise, he is even a civilian instructor. (a Generic name to be used for templates or things of the sort.)
"CDT Joe Bloggs has been caught in a bear trap you have to save him."

Joe blogg 

Joe Blogg or Joe Bloggs is a name that is used by teachers with no imagination
teacher: 'Joe Bloggs discovered Jesus's tomb empty'

whole class: Who the hell is Joe Bloggs!
Joe blogg by millsy51000 August 30, 2018

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
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fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
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