Joe Montana

Joe Montana is easily one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time. He was a third round pick by the 49ers and ended up leading them to a remarkable four Super Bowl victories: in 1982, 1985, 1989 and 1990. Incredibly enough, he never threw an interception in any of those 4 games. He was especially famous for his calm under pressure and for leading last-minute, game-winning drives. A two-time NFL MVP, he earned a well-deserved spot in the Hall of Fame. How anyone can say he is overrated is beyond me.

Joe Montana is known for "The Drive" against the Bengals in Super Bowl XXIII and other amazing moments as well.

Joe Montana by Canibal-7 May 17, 2006

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God with a 49ers uniform on

God, I mean Joe Montana won 4 Super Bowls.

joe montana by Your Daddy October 29, 2003

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joe montana

when you stick your fingers in one's ass and then wipe under the eyes like a football player

i gave that chick a joe montana....

joe montana by roachjuice August 14, 2006

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Joe Montana

Clearly the most over-rated quarterback in NFL history. Truth be told that his SuperBowl appearances and victories would have never happened if he no defense, no running game and no Jerry Rice. Without these he would have been a less than average quarterback. I just wonder what he would have accomplished with a bad defense and non-existant running game like Dan Marino had.

As far away from God as possible. Just an average \"Joe.\"

Joe Montana by Isabel April 26, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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