Definitions by roachjuice

joe montana 

when you stick your fingers in one's ass and then wipe under the eyes like a football player

i gave that chick a joe montana....

joe montana by roachjuice August 14, 2006

mudgrip 

gay man's condom,protection for gay men

can i have a pack of mudgrips...

mudgrip by roachjuice August 14, 2006

stevie wonder 

when you turn the lights off to have sex with a woman and poke around with your dick to find her...

did you stevie wonder that shit..

stevie wonder by roachjuice August 14, 2006