Joe Merlo

Joe Merlo, from Quakertown (whitest place on earth) brings the "ghetto" to town. His pants are extremely large for his legs and he pulls them down to his knees at a constant rate. Being part of the mafia, he will kill your white ass.

Idiot one: "Yo! Where's that Joe Merlo kid?"
Idiot two: "Gettin up in some bitches guts."
Idiot one: "Typical."

by pizzahutismyjam April 12, 2009

Joe Mellor

Has a number of connotations
meaning retarded , epic fail, ephasism on someone being a massive dweeb. How ever is used as a sexual euphemism

"I just Joe mellored my girlfriend in the face."
"Wow quit going all Joe mellor on me retard."

by mellordoes4chan.org April 20, 2009