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Jockey Choccy 

The residual stain in your underwear after either 'skidding' or 'shitting' yourself.
After being out on the booze, James was unable to hold on and prevent the inevitable Jockey Choccy that followed.
Jockey Choccy by smithpie October 18, 2014
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choccy jockey 

A man who, in a game of snooker, would not attempt the loose pink, but instead would try the tight brown. Warning: this term is not used in snooker.
choccy jockey by Ian Chode March 16, 2004

chocky jockey

Chocky, which comes from the word chock, to strike.

Jockey, which comes from the ancient Hebrew priests who played Hymns backwards to scare upstanding citizens.
I believe my worthy opponents are idiots and therfore we shall chocky jockeys until the sun goes down.
chocky jockey by Jubilee August 23, 2004
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