To allow yourself to be raped by a winger on FIFA 12
I was trying to jockey Aaron Lennon with Titus Bramble, he raped me then scored.
by Richie P83 September 30, 2011
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A short, highly annoying pre-pubescent teen, with a high-pitched and/or squeaky voice. Jockeys are also commonly known to you stupid inoffensive insults like 'fag' or 'emo'. Usually refers a male between the age of 11 and 16 years. Is derived from a horse riding jockey who are commonly short and light weight to for-fill their roles.

Short boy with annoyingly high pitched voice
(eg. Ryan Sheckler):- You guys are such fags

Anonymous:- leave us alone you f**king jockey.

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"<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING ???????????????????????????????"
by Anonymous79696 April 26, 2008
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A person too tall to be called a midget or dwarf but not quite tall enough to be considered normal.
Gee when will that Jockey's balls drob
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by M0nkeyButl3r September 05, 2016
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british rhyming cockney for "potato chips". Short for Jockey Whips. Similar to "apples and pears" meaning "stairs".
'eh, luv. Pop in the kitchen for me, and grab me a jockey?
by David Gustafson October 14, 2003
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A racial slur used to define a person with negroid traits i.e. Dark skin, big lips,, nappy hair. It ids mostly used in the presence of negros ao that one will not be thought of as a racist.
Damn man, look at all these jockeys in line at the food stamp office.
by Arab5000 November 28, 2010
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To "Jockey" someone means to fuck a male and/or female in the ass and headbutt the bag of their head, causing them to become unconcious.
Person A - Dude, i just gave my girl a jockey last night.
Person B - Man... That's fucked up... pretty nasty..
by Tweedlepop June 02, 2009
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