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Jobby Knocker 

The jobby knocker was a person from days of old. When there were no toilets people took a crap in a abucket in the corner of the living room. The jobby knocker would come around daily and knock on your wooden door with a stout stick, he would collect your jobbies in a cart and trundle it away. Who knows what he did with it. Jobby knockers were thus smelly and not held in high respect. In days of yore it was an insult to be called a jobby knocker. These days it is used to insult someone who is a homosexual
Oh look at that big girls blouse over there, he looks like a real jobby knocker
Jobby Knocker by JBarry McSporan February 15, 2019
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jobbyknickers

A scottish term that describes the end result of a woman who does not wipe her bum properly and the ensuing stain on her underwear is evident.
Alan- "How did you get on with bit you pulled the other night?"

Tim- " It was all good mate till I pulled down her pants and saw her jobbyknickers, it frightened me off and was not a pleasant sight I assure you"
jobbyknickers by clownlager March 2, 2010

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026